wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

(Source: impmon)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

vraul:

Spoon me like I’m your favourite ice-cream.

tsunamiwavesurfing:

I’m a grimy nigga

if she ain’t checkin for me

imma gas her ass up so the next nigga that go there gon have to deal with her inflated ego

she bout to put you through the 12 labours of hercules boy

yeen bout to get nada

tangletots:

self esteem worse than the economy