guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

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6 months ago // 129,400 notes


college should be $25

6 months ago // 360,168 notes



nothing makes sense and i’m kinda horny

college in one sentence

6 months ago // 138,623 notes


if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

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10 months ago // 131,578 notes



I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

10 months ago // 189,689 notes


Spoon me like I’m your favourite ice-cream.

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10 months ago // 23,568 notes